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Yizhou Beers & Noodles & Village Rides

Hey Hey and a Big G'Day toya,

Yizhou Minority Girls are simply stunning! For us Aussies, the picture to the left...it's gawd damn John Howard!

So what goes on in the minds of two foreign guys sitting opposite each other kicking back with beers at the main street BBQ? It was like...Dude look to your left, no your other left. I know but I'm on the opposite side of the table than you and my left is your right and I'm looking to my left alright!. Ok then look to your right. You are right I left my left and your right is so damn right. Ow Man now look to your other right. No your left! No leave your right and look left. Right on, my right is your left and ohhhh oh my gawd, she is so damn right.

My left couldn't be more right and I'm glad I left my left because left just went right. So what's happening on your left?

Yep, BBQ Street in Yizhou is wasted if you’re left to your rights and only look right which is rightly wrong if you left your rights back home. Damn Chinese girls are so beautiful! Yeah Yeah I know, many of you are saying, Oh you males you are all the same. Well that would be because we are and as Lucy Liu blatantly and correctly expressed on Ally McBeal;

We have a dumb stick! That’s my excuse and don’t even try to change it. If you do try, go hug a tree and save the damn whales. And while you’re there, the Great White Sharks need a bit of care too.

Beers N Noodles toya…..shane

A VERY BIG PS: Having a dumb stick does not in any way excuse males for the rape, beating and torture of innocent women. I was just trying to express why we simply become wordless and a little strange when surrounded by beautiful women. I do, we all do, give us a maths problem to solve at BBQ street and it ain't gonna be solved because somewhere in the recesses of our neanderthal minds we are simply (not willingly) searching for the perfect partner to continue the breeding process.

That is how life works and no matter how many million laws we put forward for men and women becoming equal, men will always be men. We don't deserve a higher salary or better jobs. In fact those that know me know for sure that I believe it to be the opposite. Imagine a man giving birth and the having to breast feed, he would then be distracted from all his wars and he'll need nine months off on sick leave and then another nine months off to catch up on his wars.

The fact is we are different and men have a dumb stick. We like to push buttons (nipples) and play with remote controls (clitoris) and joysticks (ourselves) and have complete control. Most men don't like it when their better half takes the remote and pushes the buttons. Nor do they like it when they take the joystick and beat them at Astroids or Pac Man.

Me, I live in a rice field, I actually couldn't give a damn. BUT...don't touch my damn peddles! ___________________________________________________________

The soundtrack to this entry was by Motley Crue The album was 'Girls Girls Girls’ ____________________________________________________________

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